2200 one Friday night
B: Hey, kami na! Though hindi official. Malabo dahil saken.
H: E di buhay ang sex life mo!
B: Oh.
0200 the following night
B: So at what age did you start having sex?
M: 14.
B: What? I was still playing patintero with the neighbors’ kids at that age!
0100 the night after that
B: Hey, what’s up? He came over over this weekend. Nothing happened.
E: Oh really? By the way, I got laid two days ago.
B: What? I’m the one getting confused here and you’ve got nobody but you’re getting laid? With whom?
E: I cannot remember the name. It starts with letter B. Must be Brian or something.
1700 the following day
N: Hey, I’ve got something to tell you.
B: What?
N: We did ‘it’ na. Yesterday.
B: Fuck!
N: It hurt a little pero bearable naman.
B: Syet ako na lang ang natitira sa mundo.
The past three days have been all about sex. But it’s just not getting to me. Well I don’t have the drive! It could happen in case I agreed to. Sure I’m touchy and there are people who I can easily do it with, but I back out the last minute.
Or maybe…maybe I’m impotent?
Nooo!!!
1 comment:
hahaha! ang masasabi ko lang, you'll know when it's the right time :) I heard that losing "it" is pretty much like pooping. You can't do it if you don't feel safe and secure :) - r
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